“Pie of the Tiger” (with apologies to Survivor)

Warning:  I had really hoped that the original lyrics would have engraven themselves deeply enough into my mind that Mister Tea’s parody would not supplant them.  I was wrong.  Sometimes the two versions run at the same time.  Madness.

Rising up, back on the plate

Took my time, did my baking

Went the distance, now I’m back on my feet

Just a man and his will to eat pie

 

So many times it happens too fast

You trade your cherry for pecan

Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past

You must fight just to keep eating pie

 

It’s the Pie of the Tiger

It’s the thrill of the night

Rising up to defeat the midnight munchies

And the last known survivor

Stalks his pie in the night

And he’s eating up all of the Pie of the Tiger

 

Fork to face, out in the heat

Hanging tough, staying hungry

They stack the pies while we take to the street

For the man with the will to survive

 

It’s the Pie of the Tiger

It’s the thrill of the night

Rising up to defeat the midnight munchies

And the last known survivor

Stalks his pie in the night

And he’s eating up all of the Pie of the Tiger

 

Beautiful, golden crust top

Had the guts, got the munchies

Went the distance, now I’m not gonna stop

Just a man and his will to eat pie

 

It’s the Pie of the Tiger

It’s the thrill of the night

Rising up to defeat the midnight munchies

And the last known survivor

Stalks his pie in the night

And he’s eating up all of the Pie of the Tiger

The Pie of the Tiger

The Pie of the Tiger

The Pie of the Tiger

The Pie of the Tiger

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